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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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