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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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