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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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