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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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