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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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