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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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