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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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