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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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