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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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