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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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