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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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