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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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