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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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