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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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