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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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