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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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