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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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