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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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