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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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