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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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