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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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