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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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