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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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