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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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