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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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