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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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