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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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