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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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