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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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