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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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