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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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