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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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