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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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