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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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