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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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