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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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