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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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