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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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