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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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