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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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