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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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