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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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