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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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