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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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