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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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