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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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