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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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