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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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