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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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