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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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