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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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