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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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