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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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