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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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